Ok, I know it’s been abut a month since the holiday was over, but I’ve been busy, and I’m almost done explaining. Yep, I know we’re only a few weeks into a 2 week holiday, but the second week was mainly spent sitting, reading, eating and knitting. I shall be quick.
We left off at Myrdal, a train station up in the mountains.
From Myrdal we got the Flam railway down to, well, Flam. Getting on the train was a bit of a challenge. We wanted to get the 9.40am train. We were at the ticket office at 9.20am. A sign on the window said they opened at 9.30am. I stood in the queue while Donal went off to see I there were any ticket machines or if we could buy tickets on board.
At 9.32 someone came out of the ticket office to tell us that they wouldn’t be opening and we should buy tickets on board. At the same time Donal was told that it wasn’t ok to buy tickets on the train. The boarding call came for the train. We went back to the conductor and explained that we’d been told a) to buy tickets on board, and b) that we couldn’t buy tickets on board. He smirked (yes, smirked, there’s no other word for the expression on his face) and replied “Well you’d better take your chances then.” We walked away very fast so that I didn’t punch him in the stupid smarmy face, and got on the train, where it was perfectly fine to buy tickets from a friendly conductor.
Customer service was a bit of a problem all around the fjords. There’s a well established route called “Norway in a nutshell”, that we pretty much did, but, watching our cash, worked out that we could do cheaper without getting the package ticket. In hindsight, it really wasn’t worth it, as we would have avoided the above fiasco, plus several others including being told we couldn’t buy a ticket from a person selling tickets to get on a boat, that we had to get them from the tourist office, where we queued to be told to go back to the same person and buy them and get on the boat, where she agreed to sell them to us suddenly. Confused? Try doing it in the sun with a rucksack. Moral of the story? Next time get the package ticket.
Anyway, the beautiful scenery more than made up for everything, and the journey down on the Flam railway was spectacular. The railway drops 800m over 20km and has 5 sets of fully working breaks and lots of other impressive statistics.
About half way down we stopped to get out and look at an amazing waterfall:

Pretty spectacular, yes? The whole journey was in fact. I spent most of it with my jaw dropped to the floor anyway, and the waterfall left me almost speechless.
Almost.
We’re looking at the waterfall, thinking that it’s perhaps time to get back on the train, when some music starts. Celtic mystical type music. Clannad type music. A few people start pointing up to the ruined house, where a woman with long blond hair has appeared, dressed in a flowing blue dress, twirling and skipping in some sort of interpretive dance. Then another one appears, actually in the waterfall this time. There are lots of ohhhs and ahhhs, and the train staff look very pleased with themselves. I’m now totally speechless. Clearly the majesty of nature wasn’t enough. What this feat-of-engineering railway passing though 18 hand cut tunnels, and this incredible waterfall needed was a loudspeaker system and a couple of dancing girls. Speaking of whom, I hope they had a flask of hot chocolate hidden up there – all that water’s freshly melted snow: they must have been freezing.
Anyway, our journey continued down the valley to cute little Flam:

After fun with misinformation from the tourist office, we settled down to a relaxing afternoon knitting in the sun along with the best meal in the world – crisp and cheese sandwiches made with a penknife with last minute bought ingredients from the supermarket. Nobody will convince me that there’s a finer meal to be eaten outside on a nice day.

Ok, this has got very long and wordy, so I’ll speed things up a bit.
We spent the next few days relaxing in the fjords, taking boat trips:

Visiting a glacier:

And ending with a trip down the Naeroyfjord, which is on the UNESCO world heritage list.

One more post to come, and then I’m done talking about the holiday, I promise.