Tea and Cakes

So, I’m at home at the moment, which means that the Saturday Telegraph is there to be looked at. A catalogue came free with it - one of those innovations type ones - Easylife lifestyle solutions.
Here’s a selection of the products.

Dog bark control collar - to control your dog’s barking in just 3 weeks.
Briquette maker - recycle old newspapers into free heat
Super mini ear - micro sized hearing amplifier
Knee relief - support and relief for the weak-kneed
Nordic slippers - warm feet for everyone!
Bath grab bar - get in and out of the bath with ease
Bunion corrector - correct bunions while you sleep

Now, mixed in with these, so you wouldn’t notice them, not in a seperate section for the over 40’s only, are:
Natura-viga - enhance sexual performance, vigour and vitality
Vigel - Girls, enhance your sexual experience!
Sex for the over 40’s videos - can making love get better with age? - It’s true!
Breast lifts (8 pairs) - Perky bustline you had when you were young
Vacum pump - Stronger/larger erections

I’m disturbed. It’s going to take me a while to get over this.