Tea and Cakes

So it’s public and there can be no claims that I’ve never said this:

Box up all the crap in my bedroom and put it in the loft. I will go through it when I am home. There is plenty of space in the loft, and contrary to what you think, there is only a box or two of my stuff up there at the moment. If you think there is more, then please find them, put them together and I will throw most of it out.